Two Lumps, No Lemon

As it turns out, these fucking nutjobs are not related to either party.

Sure... right... cause I believe that. I'm convinced that the Republicans (the far far right, like Sarah Palin, who incidentally is their hero) are funding these wackos. Personally, I welcome more than the Dems and Repubs because watching a third party self-destruct, is fucking hilarious. The Birthers, the Tea Party, The Whig Party and all the other little pockets should form up and become their own fully fledged pain in the ass. Then, much like the Independents, we can watch the hilarity happen in real time, every election.

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Crap And Trade

What, exactly, are her qualifications to speak on energy policy when villages inside of her own state are disappearing left and right? Palin offers a lot of fluff about how it's going to cost jobs but doesn't say how, what we can do to fix it or how to avoid it altogether. It's more hot air coming, all in the name of grabbing attention from the media she claims to dispise.

Fuck her.

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Celebrity Death

Welcome back.

We kick off Volume 3 with a touch of MJ, OxiClean and some good ole fashioned scandal.

Feel free to take a look around, we have a new look to the blog and a new comic frame. We recently relocated to a brand new office, in a brand new city, where corruption runs deep and should provide a plethora of great material.

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June Update!

After a long and arduous move to Chicago, updates will continue next week. Internets are mine once more!

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Papal Cipher

It’s a break from our usual politics today (even if some serious shit is going down *cough* Sotomayor *cough*) because I want to highlight some web comics much better than mine.

First and foremost, 6 Or 7 Popes is a crazy web comic that comes out bi-weekly (kind of, they’ve been slacking lately) about the last surviving popes in the universe. The art is wonderful on a strip by strip basis. However, the writing isn’t consistent (I suspect they have too many hands in the jar) and I’m not sure who exactly does the lettering but it’s all over the place giving it a widely inconsistent look but there are gems such as Hellephant, which I’m sure you can guess is ARE's favorite character. Anyway, check them out.

Second: Gone With The Blastwave. Written and drawn by a fella named Kimmo Lemetti. It’s a fantastic little strip about the apocalyptic war of Red, Blue, Yellow and the inability to escape a dying city. Funny as fuck and the art is stellar stuff, done all digital. Sadly, it never comes out with any kind of schedule making it hard to keep your interest. Check out Kimmo and his gotmorr.com site as well.

Finally, a great little strip called Cock N Bull. Always funny and the art is a great hand drawn mixture of Sunday funnies in your local newspaper and drawings a child would make. Reminds me of Are and Dee quite a bit and because I’m so narcissistic, I dig it.

Remember to support the arts. Even a hit on a website keeps creators going.

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Newt And A Schmear

Oh, Newt.

Thanks for starting your campaign so early. It’s been so long since we’ve had anyone running for President, I almost forgot what it felt like.

Now that we know, from his attacks on Pelosi, he plans on being the contender in 2012, can we promptly find something on this guy so we can bury his ass early? I’m not saying he’s right or wrong about the House Speaker; I’m just tired of hearing about it already. Surely you have better things to talk about?

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Palinia Calamitatum

If there’s fucking anyone we don’t need a ghostwritten auto-biography by, it’s Sarah from Wasilla. Sporting a spoken language that would make Dr. Seuss cry like a bitch, can you imagine what this piece of shit will read like? Pro-tip: Stick to your bridges and moose, leave the books to people who have a chance to be taken serious.

By the by, if I catch anyone I know reading that piece of shit when it hits newsstands, it’s getting smacked out of their hands.

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The 11th Commandment

These days the Republican Party has gone from worse to downright embarrassing. The infighting, the name calling, the bitch slapping and the failure to address their flaws is the giant red elephant in the room refusing to be called upon. Between Rush, Chairmen Steele, Mitt and John, is it any wonder they can’t get it together and decide just what their inclusiveness will actually include?

Time will tell…

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Top Five

So the GOP thinks it can bounce back after the trouncing it gave itself? Oh yes, make no mistake, they did it to themselves. The Democrats had as much to do with their fall from grace as Neil Patrick Harris has to do with pussy.

If and that’s a strong IF, they can come back and get reorganized, just what kind of threat will they actually be in 2012 when Gingrich takes over the reins? Some of you might not be old enough to remember what happened to Clinton. No, I’m not talking about blowjobs you fucking perverts.

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Greater Than

Ahhh, democracy. It’s a fucked up and archaic system which we use to bring equal rights to all. Except when you’re a Shiite. Then you get to rape women. Legally. Because the President doesn’t give a shit about it’s people.

But hey, it’s all in the name of freedom, right boys?

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